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emrynbird:

crop of digital ink illustration: a woman stands at the center of a crowd at a masquerade while wearing a ill-fitting early regency gown with uncertainty on her face as a large figure approached her in a cape and wolf maskALT
crop of digital ink illustration: a large wolven beast wearing only a pair of regency, calf-length trousers bends over a woman lying on a bedALT
crop of digital ink illustration: a woman lying on a bed keens, arching her back, as a beast holds her hips and nightgown upALT
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….I frickin love them so much….

and hope you will too

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Cover to All Through the House and other tales from a Random place by JoachimHeijndermans. Black and white art in boxes symbolizing the short stories within. It inclused a dives accosted by tentacles, a bee, an alien eating noodles, a pig, a round drone, a clock with an omega symbol, a mech suit, a digital smiling face, a pod in space and a ouroboros with arms reaching out. In the center, a set of claws pick up a cookie on a plate for santa.   Tropes list: weird Santa claus, 26 short stories, worlds last pig, mondfuck prison, apocalyptic zookeeper, kaiju death cult, Christmas in space, televised deathmatches, bored Eldritch god, udon addicted aliens, superhero speeddatingALT
Cover to Soft Reboot by Joachim Heijndermans. A power button symbol in the center is surrounded by a collection of small circles with symbols for the short stories within.   Topes list: 18 short stories, literate puffins, kaiju survivors guilt, raccoon, imsane orca, sentient bomb, war tourist meets soldier, poison ocean, space travel podcast, poison ocean, owl griffinALT
Cover to return the rose, the first Beautiful Beasts book. Colored in monochrome purple, a large beast with a lion-like face and stag antlers embraces a partially undressed woman with long flowing hair. She clutches onto his antlers, wistfully looking at her lover, the beast.   Tropes: beauty and the beast, romance in the rain, preferring the beast, broken beds, romantic scars, prisoner to lover, magical genetalia, predator role play, sapphic experiment.ALT
Cover to Cove of the Fisherman's wife. Colored in monochrome blue, a Japanese woman looks upon the encroaching octopus arms. Her yukata is partially removed, as a lone tear runs down her cheek.   Tropes: consensual tentacles, sengoku jidai era japan, octopus yokai, literal foxy lady, brutal revenge,  evil ronin, slightly benevolent monster, secret sex worker, protective surrogate motherALT

ALL MY BOOKS are 50% off on Smashwords. The last days of the sale are upon us. Get then before the sale ends and find them here:


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The Beautiful Beasts bundle deal on Itch is available for little over a day. Get both my smutty monsterfucker books in a 2 for 1 deal at the link.

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joaheijndermans:

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My two monsterfucker books are now in a 2 for 1 bundle on Itch.io. Sale runs till the end of July, so get it while you can!

Hey, cheers to whomever bought the bubdle. You made my weekend!

If you haven’t picked it up, you can get the bundle until the end of July! Don’t miss out!!

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Appreciation post for the cover art of my Beautiful Beasts books. Art by Man Carot!

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skelliefrankie:

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Just girls being gals

Gorgeous!

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My two monsterfucker books are now in a 2 for 1 bundle on Itch.io. Sale runs till the end of July, so get it while you can!

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emrynbird:

cover for the novella In the Jaws of an Oak where a plus-size woman in a plain chemise sits in the mouth of a monstrous wolf while hugging the upper jaw, resting her head against his nose with a smile.ALT

She yearned for freedom and solace from her familial home.

He wished for companionship after a life of isolation.

After a chance encounter at a masquerade ball, a deal is struck between the two to provide what the other desires. But as the horror behind unspoken truths becomes known, this marriage of convenience takes a dark and emotional turn that thrills her…and frightens him...

In the Jaws of an Oak is an illustrated erotic monster romance that is one part Regency fairytale and one part “Bloodborne-esque” horror, following an aromantic woman who is a survivor of abuse and a noble, cursed beast. For fans of Beauty and the Beast retellings where the beast only becomes more monstrous instead of turning human.  

This novella is 32k words with 18 illustrations, includes aromantic, pan, and sapphic representation, and will available August 14th, 2024 on Amazon and itch.io in epub, PDF, and paperback formats.

For full content warnings, see below…

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So excited for this book!!

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To celebrate my books now being up on https://Itch.io, you can now get the Beautiful Beasts Bundle, collecting both my monsterfucker books Return the Rose and Cove of the Fisherman’s Wife. Get them for the price one. Sale runs to the end of July.

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joaheijndermans:

The Kickstarter campaign for Eldritch Lust 2 goes live this monday!

Lets…fucking…GOOOOOO!!!


WE WERE FULLY FUNDED UNDER 2HRS!!!!